"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

The Crescent 1

VOLUME XLI

NEWBERQ, OREGON, JANUARY 28. 1930

NUMBER 8

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FRESHMAN PLAYERS
PLEASE AUDIENCEj

Blizzard Does Not Stop Presen- .
tation of Annual Play

WAR CORRESPONDENT IS
SPEAKER AT WOOD-MAR

Despite all weather conditions on Fri-
day, January 17, the Freshman class
presented their play, "Martha-By-The-
Day," to a small, but appreciative au-
dience. This comedy by Julie M. Llpp-
man Js a play of different type than has
been seen nt the College for some time
and was voted a real success.

The plot dealt with Martha Slawson's
attempt to support her family, send
her sick husband to the mountains, and
secure a "millionaire mate" for Claire
Lang. When Frank Ronald, Martha's
employed, came to the Slawsons' Hat,
Miss Lang discovered he was the young
man she used to meet at the office.
Then the Slawson family went to Ron-
ald's country estate where Martha work-
ed. Sam was the chauffeur, and Claire
took care of Radcliff Sherman, Ronald's
sister's son. Martha did her best to
bring Claire and Mr. Ronald together
but found it difficult because of Claire's
conscience. In the end Martha helped
prove that Allen Sherman had been un-
justly sent to prison for a theft his
wife had committed. Finally she even
brought the two young people together,
much to her satisfaction.

The outstanding character, of course,
was Dorothy McMichael as Martha,
ller interpretation of the wit, humor,
pathos, and courage of the Irish woman
was excellent.

Dennis McGuire as Frank Ronald was
equally good in his light and serious
moments. His attempts to exchange
other than "commonplaces" with Claire
were particularly amusing. Arloene
Davey played the charming Miss Lang
very well. She was cultured, well-ed-
ucated (having graduated from Welles-
ley) and very conscientious.

Mary Sue Binford as Ma Slawson,
Sam's mother, was the amusing, bother-
some old lady of the family. Phyllis
Thorne and Marian Coffee, playing
Francie and Cora Slawson, gave very
good portrayals of these two dissatis-
fied girls. Cora was especially rebel-
lious and was always in trouble. Don
Larimer was good as Sam Slawson,
Martha's husband with the bad cough
and the willingness to let her manage
everything.

Bertha Walton took the part of the
haughty, deceitful Mrs. Allen Sherman.
She showed real ability in several dra-
matic scenes. Amy Pelham, played by
Lillian Barnes, was one complicating
factor in the love affair between Ronald
and Claire, because she was Mrs. Sher-
man's favorite.

Russell Millet was Alien Sherman,
who returned from prison, hardened and
set in his purpose to see his son. Hans
Nieland. as Steve Lundy was the amus-
ing man who came to cellect Martha's
rent and left without it. Shaw, the
typical butler at the Sherman's was
played by Wendell Mills. Flicker was
the clog who was partly responsible for
Ronald's meeting Miss Claire at Slaw-
son's.

Altogether the play was a fine per- j
fromance, the success of which was

Accounts of Travels and Experiences of
Great Intel est to Student Body

Mr. Shearer, who has been a war cor-
respondent for the Chicago Tribune at
Paris, gave an interesting chapel tolk
Friday. Jan. 24.

He told of his experiences in the Riff
country and his adventures theie. In
1925 during the trouble at Morocco ho
was sent by the Chicago Tribune, from
Paris where he was situated. He stated
that the state of culture of the Riff
tribe was almost as primitive as is pos-
sible for civilized tribes to be. The
country is an agricultural country but
during the war in 1925 they lived by
plunder. The Riffs attracted much at-
tention on account of their desire for
freedom.

He then told of his impressions while
in Palestine and the conditions there at
the present time. Palestine Is the sim-
ple pastoral country of the Sth century
but the people have the most advanced
kind of culture which suggests the cul-
ture of Soviet Russia.

In Palestine there are 150,000 Jews
and 800,000 Arabs. The Arab majority
is in general a peaceful majority, but
in 1929 they broke out in riots. Some
trouble about the "Wailing Wall" caus-
ed it all. The riots, instead of reliev-
ing the feelings of the Arabs, have in-
creased their hatred and now instead
of friendly feelings towards the Jews
there is this tense feeling which is li-
able at any moment to break out in
more riots.

EXPRESSION CLASS CI IVES

CHINESE PRODUCTION

(Continued on page two)

, "The Thrice Promised Bride," a one
act play, by Chengchin Hsuing, was
presented by the Expression class at
Student Chapel, Thursday, Jan. 23. The
play being a Chinese piny was very
unique and was enjoyed by the student
body. The characters were as follows:
Wang Ta-Ming, the Magistrate, Burton
Frost; Tuan Chai, the secretary, Jose-
phine Smith; Chung Ting, the knight,
Doyle Green; Wang Mei-Pao, the First
Matchmaker, La Verne Hutchins; Han
Chu-Yin, the Bride, Genevieve Badley;
The Bride's Mother, Generva Street;
Chien Shon, an old man, Veldon Di-
ment; Tu Kuang-Yang, the beggar
Scholar, Carl Sandoz; Lin Ma, the sec-
ond matchmaker, Ethel Newberry. The
attendants were Mabel Kendall and Dor-
othea Nordyke; the musicians, Elinor
Whipple, Elva Votaw and Genevieve
Badley. The time was long ago, many
years before China became a republic.
Place: The Magistrate's Court in an in-
terior district in Ho-Nan Province, Chi-
na.

A Chinese play is very different than
an American play. We have the stage
all set with appropriate furniture and
pictures, etc. They have a properly
manager who places the articles as they
are needed and lakes them away when
the players are through with them.
The American audience is supposed to
know the setting from the "write-up"
in the newspaper, from the showy post-
ers or at the last minute from the
printed program. In a Chinese play the
principal character relates the circum-

(Continued on page two)

GOLDEN AGE OF COLLEGE
LIFE WAS PRESENTED

Students Greatly Enjoy Ta'k About
College Life of Years Ago

Professor Conover gave a very inter-
esting chapel talk, Monday, Jan. 20, con-
cerning The Golden Age of College Life.

There have been many golden ages:
Industrial, Social, Literary, and many
otheis. But we are interested in the
Golden Age of College Life. Which is
the Golden Age? That is a question
upon which all disagree.

College Life is a very complex sort
of thing. Let us view college life from
two points of view — from the adminis-
trative point of view and from the stu-
dent's point of view.

(1) The Education of the Golden Age
was intensive. It trained one how to
think. The methods of discipline were
sure and directly applied. A most eco-
nomical silualion existed on the cam-
pus. The doimitory owned their own
cow. The waste product, if any, from
the dorm was fed to the swine which
in turn were fed to the students. Thus
the economic conditions were perfect.

There were small libraries with few
book" and nearly two-thirds of them
were theology boks.

(2) There was very little recreation
and social life. There was no gymna-
sium, no exercise except walking. There
Wfp locating societies though. Thus
it was always a serious minded group
of students who were graduated from
the colleges in the Golden Age.

The rooming facilities in the dormi-
tories were very economical. There was
no beat in the rooms and there was
one fireplace in the common hall which
could be utilized if the students pro-
vided their own fuel and candle. Thus
dormitory life was inducive to a vigor-
ous life. The windows, which nowadays
are used to admit light and furnish
ventilation, were then used only as a
means of relieving one's room of rub-
bish. There was no water supply. The
advantages were that (1) life was real-
ity. (2) produced vigorous and hardy
students, if by no other means than by
survival of the fittest. The food was
also a subject of importance. For ex-
ample, at Harvard during the Golden
Age the meals were as follows: break-

(Continued on page four)

THE TREFIAN SOCIETY ELECTS
OFFICERS FOR NEW SEMESTER

Officers for the coining semester were
elected at the last Trefian meeting. They
are:

President Helen Whipple

Vice-President Generva Street

Secretary _ Lela Jones

Treasurer Goldie Hendrickson

Critic Genevieve Badley

Reporter Dorene Heacock

Marshal Winona Jette

Social Committee Chairman

_ Doris Gettmann

Farully Advisor Miss Sutton

The program was based on negro writ-
ings and music. Goldie Hendrickson
gave a report on Modern Negro Poetry.
A quartet composed of Elizabeth Had-
ley, Genevieve Badley, Helen and Elinor
Whipple sang a negro spiritual. Elva
Votaw gave a negro reading. The pro-
gram was followed by a social hour
and refreshments.

LOCAL PEOPLE ENJOY
FACULTY MALE SINGERS

Lyceum Number by Quartet Is
Well Received by Patrons

The Faculty Male Quartet, in pre-
senting their number of the lyeeum
course, gave an evening of fine enter-
tainment Monday, January 20 Those
who braved the inclement weather to
attend the program were well repaid
for their trouble. The audience was en-
thusiastic In their reception of the var-
ious numbers but there should have
been a larger crowd, considering the
excellency of the performance The per-
sonnel of the quartet was: Prof. Con-
over, first tenor; Prof. Lewis, second
tenor; Prof. Gulley, baritone, and Pres-
Pennington, basso.

At the opening of the program the
four men were presumably at Pres.
Pennington's home practicing for the
concert, and voicing their opinions on
several subjects. First Pres. Penning-
ton sang two songs, one Swedish and
one Irish, accompanying himself on the
guitar. Prof. Lewis sang, "He's a Col-
lege Boy," "The Old Refrain," and "The
Night Has a Thousand Eyes." Prof.
Gulley played a piano accompaniment
for the last two. Then Pres. Penning-
ton sang "Requiem," accompanied by
Prof. Lewis. As an encore he used
"One Hundred Fathoms Deep," singing
it first as he did his very first solo,
and then in a deep "he-man" voice, as
he described it.

Following these solos Prof. Gulley and
Prof. Conover sang several humorous
songs to the tunes . of "My Bonnie,"
"The Old Oaken Bucket," etc. The quar-
tet sang "The Wise Old Owl," "The
Story of a Lark," "Going Fishing," and
"The Lunatic Love Song." Then Pres-
ident Pennington read several poems
in negro dialect from the poet John
Charles McNeil. The poems were
"Preacherly Preference," "Long Time
Dead," and "A Bedtime Story." The ,
quartet closed the first half of the pro-
gram with "Annie Laurie."

In the second half they were in full
dress and presented their numbers in
a more formal manner. They first sang
a group of three negro spirituals, "Gold-
en Crown," "Steal Away," and "In My
Heart." These were followed by "Lul-
laby" and "Winter Song." The next
number, "Little Orphant Annie," was
the outstanding success of the evening.
Then came "Sea Fever" from the poem
by Masefield. The quartet closed their
program with two sacred songs, "One
Sweetly Solemn Thought" and "The
Twenty-third Psalm."

WE THANK YOU!

The Freshman class, and in fact the
entire college, appreciated the work of
the Fire Department in clearing the
driveway and the streets around the
college on the day of the Freshman
play. We wish to express this appre-
ciation and feel sure that the people
attending the play also felt great appre-
ciation and perhaps did not know whom
to thank.

Martha: "You certainly are the fast-
est thing on record. If you'd been born
a train you'd been an express."

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THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

RALPH E. CHOATE '31
Editor-in-Chief

Phone Blue 20

MARION DE VINE '32
Associate Editor

Phone Red 19

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society La Verne Hutchens

Chapel Helen Whipple

Y. M. C. A Hans Nieland

Y. W. C. A Elinor Whipple

Sports Frank Cole

Features Lincoln Wirt

Personals Ethel Newberry

Jokes Noel Bowman

Academy Seniors Veldon Diment

Dormitory Elisabeth Ott

MANAGERIAL STAFF
RALPH A. MOORE '33 LINCOLN B. WHIT '32

Business Manager Circulation Manager

Entered as second-class mail matter at Postoffice at Newberg, Ore.
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BRIDGE

The engineer stands in the moonlight
Surveying his achievement;
A lithe span of steel,
Rythmic as a poem,
Between two points of reality.

Across it he walks;
No longer a dream.

— La Baron Cooke

Did you ever think of your four years of college work as a
bridge spanning the chasm between the desert land of Restricted
Opportunity and the fertile valley of Success? We are all en-
gineers and we are all building our bridges from the blue prints
drawn by our own selves. Will our bridge stand the buffeting
of wind and water? We are now in the process of laying and
anchoring one of the important and very essential beams of our
bridge. Will we fasten it securely ? Some of the bridges have
been building for nearly four years and are almost done. Others
have just begun the foundation. The bridges are not alike, and
each is built to accommodate only its builder.

There will be great storms, floods and perhaps earthquakes
in the future of our lives. Will our bridges withstand against
these things ? When we have crossed our bridge and have climbed
to the height of the mountain peak, Attainment, will be able to
look down into the valley and see our bridge, a lithe span of steel,
rythmic as a poem?

May we build so well that we may at the end of our college
life, walk across our bridge and find it to be no longer a dream
but a beautiful reality.

With a smile,

Editor.

FRESHMAN PLAYERS

PLEASE AUDIENCE

(Continued from page one)

contributed to by the fine work of Miss
Eshter Binford, coach, Kenneth Crab-
tree, advertising manager, Mabel Ken-
dall, stage manager, George Donnell.
Oren Winslow, assistant stage manag-
ers, and Ross Courser, Helen Williams
and Henry Davenport, property man-
agers.

"Link, didn't you open a jewelry
store once?"
"Yes."

"Well, were you successful?"
"No, the cops caught me."

EXPRESSION CLASS GIVES

CHINESE PRODUCTION

(Continued from page one)

stances and establishes a close contact
between the players and audience.

The expression class worked out the
play successfully and made It pleasing
to everyone.

A young man just out of college
sought the services of a hard-headed
and successful business man.

"Tell me, please, how to go about
getting a start in the great game of
business."

"Sell your wrist watch and buy an
alarm clock."

DORMITORV EXISTENCE

IN WINTER TIME

"How little do we realize the blessings
with which we are showered." What
we want to know is, "Who said that?"
Think of the poor caveman and how
he used to exist in weather like this.
Yes, just think of him, and maybe you'll
stop howling about the weather long
enough to give someone else, perhaps
not quite so noisy as you, a chance to
exercise his bellows, too!

Imagine the caveman, in all his glo-
ry, eventually waking up, at the re-
quest of 2 rising bells, 1 radio, 1 phon-
ograph, and 6 hoarse cave brethren.
What the fur fly as a thong snaps
in the process of boot-lacing He has
no college building to refer to when
he finds the water pipes frozen, and
icicles flow from the faucets. No one
rings the last bell while he puts on a
shirt with one hand, a tie with the
other, and tries to keep his pants up
during the process of a mad dash from
one dorm to the other. "Order! Order!"
no one shouts at him, during a short
snooze at the table. "Waffles a la
Grants Pass — Oh no — weak tea, please,
without the leaves," he drawls back to
nobody.

He has nobody to throw snowballs at
him, as the he trundles off to school
with both arms full of books, only to
find that he is exiled from Room 14,
and has nobody but 37 girls to shove off
the hall register before he can start
to study.

He never has to pull his feet up
around his neck in bed, when some sap
decides to take a midnight shower with
the drain frozen, to keep the overflow-
ing water from the floor above from
dampening his lower extremities.

In fact he never has to worry about
anything, except what to do with his
spare time.

Nowadays we are living in the most
improved days of mankind, when — men
are Icicles and women play carroms —
but for us, give us the hardships of
the caveman — when men were men, and
women didn't stand over hot-air regis-
ters-

CONGARTULATIONS!

Everett Gettmann's history class
ranked highest in a test recently given
to all high school history classes In
Klamath county. Everett graduated
from P. C. June, '29. He is teaching
in Bonanza, Oregon.

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Car Washing
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Economy Cleaners
and Dyers

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Clarence Butt

Attorney

Office Second Floor Union Block

Watches

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Clocks

E. G. REID

Watch and Clock Repairing

Conklin Pens and Pencils

402 First Street Newberg, Oregon

A. C. Smith

Dealer in Leather Goods
Auto Tops a Specialty

703 First Street

Ed Real's Shoe Shop

Quality and Service

Patronage Appreciated

Brooks' Printery

Phone Black 22
410 First St. Newberg, Ore.

COOLEY'S DRUG STORE

A complete line of Drugs and
Drug Sundries, Books
and Stationery

C. A. MORRIS

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Office in Dixon Building

Newberg

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THREES

KING WINTER DESCENDS ON

PACIFIC COLLEGE CAMPUS

For the past week and a half the Wil-
lamette valley has been ruining its rep-
utation for fair weather. In spite of
the fact that some of the students are
having their first experience with cold
weather, most of them are enjoying it
while they may.

At the first of the cold spell skating
was in proper order. The ice on the
pond near Harle's may not have been
as smooth as glass but most of the
would-be-skaters report that it is hard-
er than lots of things. No casualties
from the attempts at grace have been
reported aside from a few bumps and
bruises and perhaps a fractured skull
or two. It is certain that the skating
was good and lots of fun for everyone
concerned. .

The snow storm seemed to draw at-
tention to the use of sleds. Groups of
the students have been having a great
deal of fun coasting on the hills around
town. The sport has been not without
educational value as well. It is reported
that some of the dormitory men have
become so efficient as to construct, with
aid from outside energies, a trusty sled.
One broken finger and a few minor in-
juries such as skinned noses

have resulted from over-enthusiasm, or
perhaps neglect of the speed laws and
the laws of Newton.

All together the student body has been
enjoying the storm and are still doing
so.

KING GEORGE AND THE DORM

Last Monday night — or Tuesday morn-
ing, to be technical — Fire Chief Choate
exercised his granted powers to a very
good purpore, namely, ringing the fire
drill in the men's dorm about 2:30 in
the wee sma hours, taking unfair ad-
vantage of the sleepy horde by order-
ing them into Oren's hangout for the
express purpose and privilege of listen-
ing to King George the V, at 3 a. m.
over the radio.

The sleepy batch of bachelors dream-
ily heard and enjoyed (?) first, King
George, then Ramsey McDonald, prime
minister of England, and also Secretary
Stimson of the United States.

The occasion was a rare treat for
the dorm boys, but rumors are traveling
around to the effect that the transla-
tions of the speeches into French and
Italian sounded strangely like the snores
of several of the dorm Freshmen, es-
pecially the Hon. roommate of Noel
Bowman.

WHAT THE FOURTH YEARS THINK

It would seem to the Fourth Years
that the Room 14 edict punished only
those who have been using the library
for study.

One of our teachers recently remark-
ed that as review week is never taken
seriously, It would be well to do away
with it. We'll go the teacher one bet-
ter by suggesting that we do away with
exams, but, as President says, "There
isn't a chance in the world."

Now would be a good time for a
treasure hunt! We could follow the
tracks of those who did the hiding.

The College ought to take more daily
papers. With several professors and
students who enjoy the comic strips and
sport items, anyone endeavoring to get
a needed report on current events is
apt to wish for less competition.

The Fourth Tears are developing a
good deal of dramatic ability. When
the leading character in a play can
send his shoes out to a fellow sufferer
and make it appear a part of the pro-
ceedure, the aforementioned ability is
proved.

A homesick Irishman got a job as
railroad crossing guard. The foreman
handed him a red flag and a green flag,
and said:

"Whenever you see a train coming,
get out and wave this red flag."

"Git away wid yer job!" exclaimed
Pat, "Me wave a red flag whin Ol
have a grane wan handy? OI'll starve
first."

Mr. Klein: "Why did you get me such
big shirts? These are four sizes too
large for me."

Mrs. K.: "They cost just the same as
your size and I wasn't going to let
a strange clerk know I'd married such
a little shrimp as you."

Window cleaners are not the only
ones in hazardous occupations. We
heard about a magazine editor who
dropped eleven stories into a waste
basket.

L

OH, YEAH!

CAN YOU IMGAINE —

Henry Davenport coasting in his sleep?

Dorene Heacock becoming Dr. Heacock?

Kenneth Crabtree singing in the base-
ment hall?

Lillie Blake passing as a blonde?

Russell Millet studying in Room 14?

Phyllis Thome grown up?

Dennis McGuire seeing "red?"

Lillian Barnes missing Link?

Carl Sandoz not competing in a mus-
tache contest?

Helen George spending two week-ends
in Newberg?

Eldon Newberry hurrying through the
halls?

Elizabeth Ott entertaining in the kitch-
en?

Mr. Weesner giggling In chapel?

With a large map placed on the wall,
the teacher was instructing the class
in geography.

"Horace," she said, "when you stand
in Europe, facing the north, you have
on your right hand the great continent
of Asia. What have you on your left
hand?"

"A wart," replied Horace, "but I
can't help it."

Haughty Lady (who has purchased a
stamp): "Must I put it on myself?"

Postoffice clerk: "Not necessarily,
ma'am; it will accomplish more If you
put it on the letter."

WANTED!

Reliable student to do light work
about the home in payment for room.
If interested, see or call Mrs. H. E.
Sweet. Phone Black 53.

WORK BEGINS ON THE

CAST FOR A. S. B. PLAY

The next dramatic presentation of
the Associated Student Body is to be
the play, "The Passing of the Third
Floor Back," by Jerome K. Jerome.
This is a rather unusual type of play
but has been pronounced intensely in-
teresting by those who have seen or
read the play. Work has already begun
on the choosing of the cast. This pro-
duction promises to be one worthy of
the reputation which Pacific College has
regarding the plays presented from time
to time. Watch for more news con-
cerning this play!

Teacher: "Who signed the Magna
Charta?"

Youngster: "Please, ma'am, 'twasn't
V

Teacher (disgustedly): "Oh, take your
seat."

Skeptical Member of School Board:
"Here, call that boy back. I don't
like his looks. I believe he did do it."

Creditor: "I can't keep coming every
day for my money."

Debtor: "Then come every Wednes-
day if that suits you."

"Let's have some ginger ale."
"Pale?"

"No, one glass will do."

Traffic Cop: "What's the idea of ball-
ing up traffic? Why don't you use your
noodle?"

Sweet Miss: "Didn't know the car had
one."

Teacher: "What is a synonym?"

Pupil: "It's a word you use in place
of another word when you can't spell
the other."

"Who has written this compostiion
for you, Jimmy?"
"My pa, teacher."
"All of it?"

"No, I helped him a little."

Storekeeper: "What kind of candy do
you want, little boy?"

Boy: "Something ten for a penny, so
I can give my little sister one."

Boxing Instructor (after first lesson):
"Now, have you any questions to ask?"

Beginner (dazed): "Yes; how much is
your correspondence course?"

Senior: "What is cold boiled ham?"
Frosh: "That's ham boiled in cold
water, isn't it?"

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Graham's
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Kodak Service Fountain Service

Phone Green 113

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FOUR

Y. M. C. A.

January 22

A joint meeting of Y. W. C. A. and
Y. M. C. A. was held to hear Prof, Gui-
ley speak about "Missionary Mexico."

Mr. Gulley gave an interesting lec-
ture on the growth of Christianity in
Mexico and its effect on the growth
of the country. In the course of his
speech he told of the founding of the
first Quaker Mission in Mexico which
was established in Matamoras, and gave
a short though interesting account of
the life of Samuel Purdy, first Amer-
ican Quaker missionary in Mexico.

Y. W. C. A.

GOLDEN AGE OF COLLEGE

LIFE WAS PRESENTED

(Continued from page one)

fast, two slices of bread and half-pint
of beer; dinner, sliced meat, baked or
boiled potatoes, and bread; supper,
bread and milk, chocolate or tea.

The advantages that this method af-
forded were: (1) Overeating avoided. (2)
Highly selective group of college stu-
dents.

Thus we can see that the Golden Age
of College Life graduated a distinctly
superior group of students.

A lady brought into court charged
with assault upon a neighbor pleaded
not guilty. The prosecutor leaned for-
ward and shouted:

"If we prove you guilty, which we
shall do, will you tell us why you
committed this offense?"

"I will not!" retorted the defendant,
"I had my own reasons."

Housewife: "Why didn't you send
your man to fix my door bell as you
promised?"

Electrician: "He ciid go, madam, but
as he rang three times and got no an-
swer, h.e concluded that nobody was at
home."

Burton: "Mother, am I a canoe?"

Mother: "Certainly not! What makes
you think that?"

Burton: "Well, you are always saying
you like to see people paddle their own
canoes, and I thought I must be yours."

The professor asked one of the stu-
dents in his class this question: "Can
you give the class an example of wasted
energy?"

"Yes, sir. To tell a hair-raising story
to a baldheaded man."

"These are hard times. The other
day .1 heard of a man who couldn't
raise money even on government
bonds."

"Indeed! What was the reason?"
"He didn't have the bonds."

Absent-minded Professor: "Didn't you
have a brother in this course last year?"

Student: "No, sir; it was I. I'm re-
peating the course."

A. M. P.: "Extraordinary resemblance,
though; positively extraordinary."

"Have you been drinking hot water
an hour before each meal as I directed?"

"Well, doctor, I tried it, but I had to
give it up. I felt like a submarine af-
ter fifteen minutes."

She: "Before were married you told
me you were well off."

He: "So I was, but like a lot of other
fools, I didn't know it."

We learned in English that Gold-
smith got his inspiration for "The De-
serted Village" from a Scotch city dur-
ing a Red Cross drive.

Tramp: "Can you help an unfortunate
wanderer? I've lost my leg."

Irate Old Gentleman: "I don't have
it. Why don't you advertise for it?"

January 15

"World Peace" was the topic of the
World Fellowship Committee in Y. W.
on January 15. The subject was pre-
sented as a report of the world peace
conference of youth which was held in
Holland in 1028. Members of the com-
mittee gave reviews of the chapters of
the book, "Youth Looks at World
Peace," which tells of the conference.

There were 34 countries represented
at this conference and many different
languages. The obstacles to peace which
they discovered were language, psycho-
logical and economic barriers. They
would not discuss the barrier of race.
Finally youth turned to education, and
the conclusion to which they came was
that the world must be changed by ed-
ucation instead of by force.

Careless seems the great Avenger; his-
tory's pages but record

One death-grapple in the darkness 'twixt
old systems and the Word;

Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong
forever on the throne.

Yet, that scaffold sways the future and,
behind the dim unknown,

Standeth God within the shadow, keep-
ing watch above his own.

— James Russell Lowell.

First Pedesrtian: "Say, that taxi
nearly got you!"

Second Pedestrian: "I knew it would-
n't hit me."

First: "How's that?"

Second: "It was yellow."

"What fo' you name yo' baby 'Elec-
tricity,' Mose?"

"Well, mah name am Mose and mail
wife's name am Dinah, and if Dinah-
mose don't make electricity, what does
dey make?"

Waitress (to restaurant nation): "I'm
afraid we can't cash this chock, sir. We
have a mutual agreement with the
banks that we cash no checks and they
sell no soup."

ATTENTION STUDENTS

The Paiker Hardware Co. is the place
to buy a real line of Athletic Goods
Come in and look them over if nothing
else.

Lady on street corner: "I certainly
shall cross, officer. I've every bit as
much right on this street as that truck
has!"

Officer: "Surely you have, lady- but
give me your name and address be-
fore you start."

Teacher: "Willie, when Abraham Lin-
coln was your age, lie studied when-
ever he had a chance."

Willie: "When Abraham Lincoln was
your age, he was president of the Unit-
ed States."

Watches Clocks
Expert Watch and Pen Repairing

F. E. Rollins

Jewelry Waterman Pens

As far as we know, the Hung Far
Low restaurant, in Portland, is the only
underslung eating house in the world.

Bill Best, Plumber

Ready, Efficient Service

205 First Street Phone Black 31

E. C. Baird

General Merchandise

We appreciate your patronage
Phone Red 37

Ask for that Good
NEWBERG BREAD

Newberg Bakery

"Is this a fast train?" inquired Olin.
"It certainly is," replied the con-
ductor.

"I thought so. Do you mind if get
out to see what it is fast to?"

Self Service Store

Serve Yourself and Save

GEM CAFE

A Comfortable and Good place
to Eat

Real Mexican Chili

THE YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

Gives an Electric Service of re-
liability and courteous attention
to Its customers' requirements.

YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

Miss Binford: "Elva, I smell some-
thing burning. Are you sure you turned
off the iron, as I told you."

Elva: "Yes, Miss Binford, I pulled
the chain once and then pulled it again
to make sure."

Mother: "When I was a little girl, I
always ate the crusts of my toast."
Sybil: "And did you like them?"
Mother: "Yes, indeed!"
Sybil: "Then you may have these."

City Meat Market

"The Home of Good Meats"

Phone Red GG

HOMER G. MOORE

SAVE WITH SAFETY AT YOUR
REXALL STORE

School Books and Stationery
Developing, Printing — Dally Service

LYNN B. FERGUSON
Prescription Druggist — Rexail Store
302 First St. Phone Black 106

J. L. VAN BLARICOM & CO.
Is the Place of
Good Eats at Right Prices
Phone Green 114

FIRST NATIONAL BANK

NEWBERG, OREGON

Keep your reserve funds with us
Interest paid on saving's accounts

COLLEGE PHARMACY

900 First Street

School Supplies, Soft Drinks
and Confectionery

PHOTO SUPPLIES
Developing and Printing

Dr. I. R. Root

DENTIST

Office Phone Black 243
Residence Phone Blue 83
Office over First National Bank

UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK

Capital, Surplus and Profits $150,000.00

Accounts of students, faculty and friends of Pacific College invited
INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS ESTABLISHED 3 889

Ralph W. Van Valin

OVER U. S. BANK

DENTISTRY
X-Ray Diagnosis

GAS ADMINISTERED

Model Shoe Shop

Modernized Shoe Rebuilding

001 First Street Newberg, Ore.'

Quality Merchandise at Low Cost

SEE MILLER'S FOR QUALITY GOODS THAT IS
ALWAYS SATISFACTORY

Phone Green 111

Newberg, Oregon